And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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