I want to stick my p in your. b.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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