it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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