I only kidnapped one of them. chill
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
that's an acceptable place to lick
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Randomize
