in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Randomize
