Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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