So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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