Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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