Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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