Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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