U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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