I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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