But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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