Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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