I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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