My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dicks are not precious.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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