On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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