office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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