So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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