so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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