woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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