No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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