you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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