kristin has been a bad kristin
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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