The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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