my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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