If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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