sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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