I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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