why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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