i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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