the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
What changed your mind?
Being sober
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Randomize
