BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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