Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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