if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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