i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I didn't notice because vodka
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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