Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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