Heybabeimwearingurpanties
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
