Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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