your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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