Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I could make wine with my vomit
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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