so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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