THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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