we're blogging at a bar
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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