so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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