Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
whose ass print is on the piano?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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