I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
