You made me cry and you don't even care
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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