Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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