..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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