i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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