We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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