I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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