Will you blow on my dice?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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