you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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