Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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